Smokey the Bear

A man lights his partners pubes on fire and stomps them out. then, he places his genitals into her mouths and begins moving back and forth vigorously while lighting small patches of her hair on fire and punching them out.

I thought i was going to die after getting a Smokey the Bear from that guy last night...but it sure was fun!

by Demented Macintosh December 8, 2009

Smokey the bear

The act of smothering an unwanted sexual advance by throwing dirt on the person and smacking them with a shovel

If Karen can't take a hint, I'm gonna have to smokey the bear her

by Cottlestonpie March 25, 2019

Smokey the bear

The act of smothering an unwanted sexual advance by throwing dirt on the person and smacking them with a shovel

If Karen can't take a hint, I'm gonna have to smokey the bear her

by Cottlestonpie March 25, 2019

smokey the bear hug

a raver who smokes alot of weed and gives people bear hugs. but there is only one of these in the world.

hi my name is smokey the bear hug, would you like one?

by <3stbh June 27, 2009

Holy Smokey the Bear

A reaction to something surprising, often trying to sound like a superhero.

When Jim found his girlfriend Mary cheating on him he said "Holy Smokey the Bear!"

by J.L.S.F. November 23, 2016

smokey the nigger bear

puts trash cans on fire.

the bathroom is on fire!!
smokey the nigger bear is the goat

by smokeythabear September 20, 2017

smokey the fuckin bear

A bear who will burn your ass so bad, you're gonna say "owe! some bear just burned my ass"

Example 1 -
Guy: wanna fuck?
Guy2: depends, are u smokey the fuckin bear?

Example 2-
"Only you can stop me, smokey the fuckin bear, from stopping you from starting me to stop you from starting my own forrest fires."

Example 3-
Guy1: Hi, i'm smokey the fuckin bear.
Homocapian Cross-dresser: You're also high as a duckling.

by smokey-the-fucking-bear (duhrrr) September 9, 2006