A man lights his partners pubes on fire and stomps them out. then, he places his genitals into her mouths and begins moving back and forth vigorously while lighting small patches of her hair on fire and punching them out.
I thought i was going to die after getting a Smokey the Bear from that guy last night...but it sure was fun!
by Demented Macintosh December 08, 2009
a raver who smokes alot of weed and gives people bear hugs. but there is only one of these in the world.
by <3stbh June 27, 2009
n. Trucker-speak for a state trooper/highway patrolman. Mostly shortened to just bear. See bear report, county mounty, city kitty, local yokel, evel knievel.
My dad was the first trucker to ever overtake an Ohio smokey bear on the highway without getting a ticket; he's a living legend among truckers.
by fizzle April 15, 2004
damn bro i just caught smokey bear hitting a bong in the redwoods while its on fire i thought he could only prevent them
by dog_god May 18, 2019
A sexual act in which you light the participants hair on fire and then proceed to ejaculate on the participants head to put it out.
Your mom and I did the smokey bear last night!
by Conor R May 03, 2007
A sexual act in which you light the participants hair on fire and then proceed to ejaculate on the participants head to put it out.
Your mom and I did the smokey bear last night!
by Conor R May 17, 2007
1. An exceptionally large amount of Marine Corps Drill Instructors in one place at a givin time. Usually in motion. (ie. parade, march)
2. A Marine Corps recruits worst nightmare in reality.
2. A Marine Corps recruits worst nightmare in reality.
Ohh my sweet-mary-mother-of-God!! It's a SMOKEY BEAR PARADE!
by Chattom, E August 22, 2006