I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

my fart smell

it means your farts smell. nasty bitch. girls dont fart

my fart smell :(
no just shut up

by hitherlol April 22, 2021

Smell-o-fart

One who thinks themself higher than those around them. Often characterized by a cocky, pompous, overconfident attitude. Those who are considered Smell-o-farts often hold their head high with their nose in the air, as if they are trying to sniff a fart.

Karen: Why don't you have any more canned green beans? My husband is a lawyer and I will sue if I am not treated with better customer service. Let me speak to your manager a young man.
Kyle: Why are you making that face?
Karen: Excuse me? I asked for the manager.
Kyle: I am the manager, get out of my store you smell-o-fart

by monkeysbutt May 16, 2020