Smeg comes from the word, "Smegma" which is a thick, cheeselike, sebaceous secretion that collects beneath the foreskin or around the clitoris. It's the same as, "Dick-Cheese".
It is used by guys as a slam against other guys.
It is used by guys as a slam against other guys.
You are a smeg-head!
by ChessShadow July 06, 2010
by Tommy5000 March 31, 2019
A german manufacturing brand of whitegoods such as fridges and oven who chose to deminish their marketing potential by way of using a name meaning semen in the western world.
Sequioia: i would like to buy a new oven.
Salesman: i reccomend this one-Its got Smeg on it.
Sequioia: who would do that?
Salesman: i assume some guy in the German factory.
Sequioia: ah, i thought it was only us women that orgasmed on washing machines during spin cycles......
Salesman: thats not what i meant- can i interest you in a new washing machine?
Salesman: i reccomend this one-Its got Smeg on it.
Sequioia: who would do that?
Salesman: i assume some guy in the German factory.
Sequioia: ah, i thought it was only us women that orgasmed on washing machines during spin cycles......
Salesman: thats not what i meant- can i interest you in a new washing machine?
by rockmiester October 12, 2012
Insult, curse/swearword. Popularised by the character Lister in Red Dwarf. Derrivetive of the word Smegma meaning cock cheese.
"What a smeeee. What a smeeeeee. What a smeeeee'eeeeeeeeeeeeeee" ~ Failed attempt by Kryten to you it in reference to Rimmer.
"Smeg off" ~ Common/favorite use of it.
I'm a little mouse named Keith,
I circumsise men with my teeth,
I don't do it for leisure,
Or sexual pleasure,
But just for the cheese underneath.
"Smeg off" ~ Common/favorite use of it.
I'm a little mouse named Keith,
I circumsise men with my teeth,
I don't do it for leisure,
Or sexual pleasure,
But just for the cheese underneath.
by BaldurHW January 10, 2009
by david sharp March 04, 2005
by Pie Eater April 19, 2004
To slap ones male genitles around the facial features of some unexpecting female.
This can take place whilst oral pleasure being given and the penis being removed and smegging taking place.
This can take place whilst oral pleasure being given and the penis being removed and smegging taking place.
X was givin Y oral pleasure.
Y removes penis from the X's mouth.
Y then slaps X around the face with the penis.
This is the art known as Smegging
Y removes penis from the X's mouth.
Y then slaps X around the face with the penis.
This is the art known as Smegging
by Smegman July 29, 2006