Small Town Syndrome

A phenomenon that occurs in small towns with very little to do. The person feels bored and isolated and starts doing self destructive things like getting drunk, being promiscuous, and doing lots of drugs to feel a sense of excitement that they can't otherwise feel in their lives.
The internet, hobbies, and passion are cures for small town syndrome.
by axxlR August 03, 2011
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Small Town Syndrome

When a high school couple from a small town gets married quickly after graduation, buys a house, starts a family, and never leaves their hometown.
Person 1: Hey man did you see Jack and Melissa are engaged already?
Person 2: I did see that, they’re getting married 2 months after we graduate.

Person 1: Looks like some people are already getting bit by the small town syndrome but.
by ScringleBop June 25, 2020
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small-town syndrome

When an individual becomes infatuated with their own reputation and creates a faux following and ego around themselves. This is all undone upon the individual visiting a larger town or city, where they find themselves somewhat unknown and ignored.
Where I come from, everyone knows me.

Who the f*ck are you? Sounds like you got small-town syndrome.
by petersleeper February 28, 2011
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small-town syndrome

A condition in which small towns suffer from a lack of offerings in a number of important lifestyle categories (i.e.; stuff to do, availability of the opposite sex, etc.) and a general malaise of boredom and monotony.
God, this town is so boring! There's nothing to do--it's the worst case of small-town syndrome I've ever seen!
by szechwean December 30, 2009
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small penis syndrome

The condition which compells men to overcompensate their lack of manhood by overachieving in other areas, bodybuilding, for example.
That guys soo uptight, and mean to all women...
I bet he suffers from small penis syndrome.
by ebony luvr July 12, 2003
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small spoon syndrome

When you become a chronic side sleeper because you love to be held and cuddled and you default to that position in anticipation of some snuggles.
I slept awful last night struggling with my small spoon syndrome.
by *lovestosnuggle* January 31, 2016
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small penis syndrome

Any man who feels so inadequate about his penis size that he compensates for it by buying ridiculously large shit he doesn't need. This usually involves buying the biggest truck they can, raising it and putting airplane tires on it. Owning 20 or more large guns, talking about being violent or making threats when they are cowardice. And sleeping with big women to feel adequate, because they lack self esteem. They usually tend to hit, disrespect or yell at women. This may be because women won't/can't sit on their tiny dick. They also usually have a shit load of kids because they try to wear XL condoms, thus leading to unwanted kids whom they also beat and yell at.
Anyone with a unnecessary raised truck with huge tires, lots of guns, a huge 7 room house, or a reputation for lying about themselves in general, yet still doesn't have a goddamn woman. This can make them have small penis syndrome.
by cracker13 January 17, 2010
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