Sulkaholic

The condition of a person who is sulky, tends to mope around, and hangs around in bars. This person will drink until they can't feel, or simply fall asleep at the table.

Bartender: Oh man..... Jim is back.
Patron: What's wrong with Jim?
Bartender: Oh, he's a sulkaholic. He stinks up the place.

by Slobber Pirate December 28, 2009

Slutaholics Anonymous

A group, kind of like alcoholics anonymous, but for sluts, where they can share their feelings and slutty experiences.

Person A: Dude where have you been the last 3 hours
Person B: Calm yo' tits, I was just at Slutaholics Anonymous.

by comeatmebro1234 April 27, 2011

squataholic

Ones who squats all the time

Lola is a squataholic. She squats everywhere.

by Lola Leftnagle September 22, 2012

Sextaholic

A person who is addicted to sending text messages of a sexual nature.

Tiger Woods wouldn't be in so much trouble now if he wasn't such a sextaholic!

by palmerj June 3, 2010

slutaphobic

a person who has a fear of sluts and enjoys calling people a slut like a douche bag

ANDREW: hey look at her she's a slut
ME: you are such a slutaphobic

by schitzounicorn February 20, 2013

stupaholic

A truly stupid person who is addicted to being stupid and needs a 12 step program to get rid of this problem.

My brother is a stupaholic. Everything that comes out of his mouth is stupid. He needs fixing just like any other addict.

by razel July 5, 2012

slothaholic

someone who has a addiction to sloths, but also has no hope for the future and will die alone with furry cats.

that weirdo over there is a slothaholic

by bananamonkey21 February 19, 2017