An increasing phenomenon in bars and cafes across the western world, where poor poets strut and fret about an open mic stage and spout doggerel about police brutality, their ex-girlfriends' mothers or the last time they got stoned. All in the same poem.
The point of a poetry slam is to shout your drivel louder than the previous contestant, while whooping your friends into a brain-dead ecstacy by throwing in staccato clusters of meaningless interior rhymes without discretion or respect to form reflecting thematic content. You must also recite your work breathlessly, hunched over your microphone and clutching your tofu-addled guts.
Invariably, poetry slams are populated by idiots and poems are full of sound and fury, signifying something only if you are part of the poetry slam clique.
The point of a poetry slam is to shout your drivel louder than the previous contestant, while whooping your friends into a brain-dead ecstacy by throwing in staccato clusters of meaningless interior rhymes without discretion or respect to form reflecting thematic content. You must also recite your work breathlessly, hunched over your microphone and clutching your tofu-addled guts.
Invariably, poetry slams are populated by idiots and poems are full of sound and fury, signifying something only if you are part of the poetry slam clique.
"My girlfriend's mother, she's a bit of all right/Apart from her love for the fascist Right/I got stoned with her and I said, hey mother-babe/Wanna take a ride in my astrolabe/She fetched me a punch upside me chops/and said "Young man, I shall call the cops"/and they arrived and said hey you're that twat from the Poetry Slam and they hit me man and it was really heavy and like I had to eat non-organic baked beans in the cell with a papier mache fork taken from a page of the Daily Mail and had to wipe my backside with a copy of Young Conservatives' Conference Special 1987 - William Hague Edition. Wow, bummer."
by Cheesesammich June 14, 2009
A spoken poetry competition. The way you read your writing puts emphasis on its meaning. Uses a bit of theatrics.
by Cotton January 16, 2006
poetry slam is a competitive game when you slam poetry as well as pussy at the same t8me, you have to do it while your dick is soft!
by shayan khan January 5, 2021
by Eid January 7, 2005
by randomathon March 25, 2011
a poem reading competition who primary participants are white people, specifically grown up white boys and basic white girls. Does not take much talent as it's a white people version of a rap battle.
Tyler: Hi girl, what you doing tonight?
Brittany: Goin to a Poetry slam, bitch
Tyler: Oh we'll do some great drugs after it gets over cuz we have no life!
Brittany: Goin to a Poetry slam, bitch
Tyler: Oh we'll do some great drugs after it gets over cuz we have no life!
by watermelawn April 14, 2016
An event that takes place during school hours in which fat black women tell you how they don't want to be treated as objects, people tell their girlfriends how lustful they are, minorities telling you how they don't want to be judged, and politics by the boatload. All of these things will eventually consume not only your class time, but they will also eat into your lunch time, to the point where you have just enough time to buy food from the vending machine, and eat it on the way to your next class.
Person 1: dude, the Poetry Slam is tomorrow.
Person 2: well I better pack a lunch and some earplugs.
or
Man, that guest speaker is taking so long, its practically a Poetry Slam
Person 2: well I better pack a lunch and some earplugs.
or
Man, that guest speaker is taking so long, its practically a Poetry Slam
by Alex Faber May 5, 2008