Skullet

When the hair at one's forehead recedes giving way to more scalp. At times, people may grow out the back in mullet fashion in order to compensate, others may keep what is left high and tight in military fashion, there are also other who have a comb-over to try to cover it. All in all, it's a strong receding hairline that calls attention to itself.

See that gentleman in the corner booth, he may deny it, but he has a prominent skullet.

by Skulletbuster November 3, 2014

skullet

This subspecies of mullet refuses to let go of its cherished plumage. Too many years of Pabst Blue Ribbon and 7-11 hookers have made this mullet confused and nonsensical. What isn't on top, it more than makes up for in the back. It keeps its locks locked-up in a ponytail for good luck and to keep the chicks hot

Jane: Bobby your daddy has a skullet!!!
Bobby: No he aint go no dog gone sku-let.
Jane: oh yeah he do Bobby
Bobby: Hey Woman how bout you go get me a beer?
Jane: *heads for the fridge*

by wifigurl February 3, 2003

Crystal Skulled

Verb. When you've been lead to believe something was awesome, but it turned out to be crap. I.e. The movie by Paramount Pictures "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull."

Friend 1: Did you prank your roommate?

Friend 2: Yeah, I totally "crystal skulled" him into eating an Oreo filled with toothpaste, instead of creme.

by Ryan "RyTheNewsGuy" Ernde August 30, 2014

skullet

a person with a mullet haircut that is going bald on top

damn, thats a sweet skullet

by mullett December 20, 2002

shukle

When one is trying to subdue a laugh by making it a quiet chuckle but ends up snorting.

Person 1: Can you help me open this? It's real hard.

Person 2: That's what she said.

Person 1: (shukle)

Person 2: Wow, you look and sound like a pig.

by dan dan the dancing man March 28, 2009

skullet

A man in his mid 40's who is trying to retain what he believes is style and babe-magnet attraction by compensating for forehead hairloss by growing an ever longer, and often curly back mullet

John Storella-Mullin, a famous Quincy playboy who is way past his prime, but still needs to get dates and party and believes that the QUincy/Revere beach look along with penny-loafers and no socks really attracts women

by Mullet-watcher August 5, 2003

skullet

think mullet, but instead of short hairs on the top there is just a bald head.

donny: "look at that guys skullet"
teen: "oh me gorsh"

by hard to peg September 21, 2005