Shordys that hang around the somerset area in yyc who are around the ages of 12-14, they love to do hardcore drugs and date guys 4 years older then them, all their vaginal systems contain hardcore STDS from the various older partners they have slept with.
These “somerset shordys” are wilding out again, did you hear that ***** girl is dating a nigga 5 years older than her?
by Brazymexican August 31, 2019
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She makes sure to consider everyone, so much that she may forget to prioritise herself.
That said: she has a face that, although insanely beautiful, can make a man shit himself.
But that is if she doesn’t smile, because the few times she does, it is clear that her smile can only make someone happy.
She has a tongue unlike any other, one that can do miracles ;)
And don’t even get me started on her back dimples...
If you’re lucky enough to have a Shordy in your life, make sure to cherish what you have.
She makes sure to consider everyone, so much that she may forget to prioritise herself.
That said: she has a face that, although insanely beautiful, can make a man shit himself.
But that is if she doesn’t smile, because the few times she does, it is clear that her smile can only make someone happy.
She has a tongue unlike any other, one that can do miracles ;)
And don’t even get me started on her back dimples...
If you’re lucky enough to have a Shordy in your life, make sure to cherish what you have.
by Shordy’sBae August 31, 2021
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ALSO ME: *hits my head 26 times and calls the asylum on myself because i just realized what i have done*
ALSO ME: *hits my head 26 times and calls the asylum on myself because i just realized what i have done*
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