shlog

Phlegm, or nasty bile that sits in the back of your throat. Nasty vile stuff.

"whats wrong?"
"i got some shlog in my throat."
"sick dude."

by Charlar January 23, 2008

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Ghost shlogging

The informal verb for having sex with a ghost. Can also be ghost shlogger, defined as the person having sex with a ghost.

I saw in the news where Susan has had sex with over 20 spirits. She's been doing a lot of ghost shlogging.

by Matty Wallbanger January 23, 2019

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long shlog

the shit that stick up in the morning with a wet surface pulcing and cumming.

long shlog in yo mom

by he he he hui March 30, 2022

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Shlog

1. A shirt that you roll up and burn. Preferably natural fibers.

2. A documented log of your bowel movements. (Number 2's) Mainly used for medical purposes.

3. An actual log that you have shat.

1. "Yo hun, take off your shirt, I need another log for the fire."
2. "Nurse, I have completed completed my shlog for todays bowel movements."
3. "Look at that log I left in the toilet."

by Cajac December 03, 2022

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