September 5

September 5 is national kid day!
To celebrate kids all over the world from all different ages,
most parents like to spoil their kids because it’s nice

every once and a while. About 30 years ago

September 5 was voted national kid day

when a parent spoke up about celebrating

her kids for starting school

Kid:National Kid day!
Mom: Honey, no-
Kid: c’mon please?
Mom:Well it can’t hurt to celebrate your preserverance
September 5th: a date

by Lexithedumbestbee August 06, 2021

September 5

The day the coolest, baddest bitch Hange Zoe was born.

Hell yeah September 5 that means we have to worship Hange all day and talk about titans.

by vinnlikespans April 13, 2021

September 5

People born on this day have massive penises. Just no questions asked.

gf: holy shit ur dick it so big u were probably born on September 5
guy born on september 5: how did you know?

by ExtraFeverr September 23, 2020

September 5

Tell your crush you like them day

You: I like you..
Them: Why are you telling me this?
You: It’s September 5

by ilovegrellsutcliff September 06, 2021

September 5

National clingy day

Her: why you being so clingy
Me: it's September 5

by Shylique September 04, 2021

September 5

national say yes to your gf all day

“It’s September 5 which means I have to say yes to my gf all day”

by possum24 September 05, 2022

September 5

National clingy day

Her: why you being so clingy
Me: it's September 5

by Shylique September 04, 2021