Sapiosexual

A term that is the last hope for lonely losers, overweight women, and pretentious tools of both genders to make themselves feel better by purportedly valuing "intelligence" over physical appearance. Frequently used in online dating profiles to give the appearance of depth and to, self-reverentially, designate oneself as very intelligent.

Sheila: I'm sapiosexual; I value a man's intellect over his looks.

Doug: Be real, Sheila, you're just saying that because your a blimp with a 5 o'clock shadow . If sapiosexualism were true, Stephen Hawking would be getting more ass than a toilet seat!

by Sheizkopf October 3, 2017

Sapiosexual

This word’s usage seems to be strictly limited to women’s online dating profiles. In modern American hyper-materialistic culture anyone wealthy is presumed or deemed intelligent and their net worth is thought to be a measure of that, somehow. These women are not attracted to intelligence but superficial appearances. Thus, sapiosexual is primarily used disingenuously to signify that minor physical shortcomings might be excused for a wealthy gent. See related: gold digger, spoiling, and sugar daddy/baby.

Dog mom. Gym. Sapiosexual. Sushi. Wine.💃🏼

by 1stOfAll August 17, 2019

Sapiosexual

A women with an IQ less than her weight in kilograms.

How come sapiosexuals are always fat? Because they eat too much and exercise too little.

by Pussy Melter August 31, 2018

Sapiosexual

Someone who would fuck a whale if they find it intelligent enough

She’s sapiosexual, intelligent dogs are her thing

by Wakandaforeva May 9, 2018

Sapiosexual

A clitial region that tends to swell up and become moist in the presents of intelligence.

Mary's bean became moist and swelled up when Ryan spoke of the quasi isotopic characteristics of the material present because of her Sapiosexual tendencies.

by Yerddrey June 21, 2016

Sapiosexual

brain horny.

“Check out that big brain on Brett” said my sapiosexual friend, overcome with lust.

by Jonseagull September 21, 2022

Sapiosexual

Somebody that is sexually attired by someone that is intelligent regardless of their beauty. That is they are more attracted to someone intelligent than someone else less intelligent without regarding beauty. If that someone is ugly as hell but intelligent doesn't automatically means there is an attraction. There must be more. Like completion in fields of intelligence, some beauty of course if you play in your league. Some appreciation of the other intelligence. The beauty is another less higher in importance in your choosing of a mate to perform with.

I am a sapiosexual which means intelligence turns me on. I don't mean beauty is not a factor.

by Senshi01 January 18, 2018