When a thot on tinder convinces your boy she’s never done this before and he wifes it in a few weeks and tells everyone what a great person she is while she planning his downfall so her real life can start after he’s gone or dies.
by bigdee January 04, 2020
Used exclusively as a verb. Derived from "swova."
1. To swear on your life. Similar to "swear to God" or "swova," swife denotes that the speaker is placing a huge amount of credibility on his statement, due to the fact that he has laid his life down as collateral in order to provide credibility.
Used to filter comments in serious situations, where it is imperative that one know whether or not someone is being serious, or just kidding.
1. To swear on your life. Similar to "swear to God" or "swova," swife denotes that the speaker is placing a huge amount of credibility on his statement, due to the fact that he has laid his life down as collateral in order to provide credibility.
Used to filter comments in serious situations, where it is imperative that one know whether or not someone is being serious, or just kidding.
Guy #1: Dude, your brother is in the hospital.
Guy #2: Swife? (ie. Do you swear on your life?)
Guy #1: Yes!
Guy #2: !*#@!
Guy #2: Swife? (ie. Do you swear on your life?)
Guy #1: Yes!
Guy #2: !*#@!
by Feenix Crew December 22, 2006
by matthew___ April 24, 2007
A wife that is separated from her husband, lives apart from the husband, but they are not divorced yet.
by The swifer October 28, 2015