Swife

When a thot on tinder convinces your boy she’s never done this before and he wifes it in a few weeks and tells everyone what a great person she is while she planning his downfall so her real life can start after he’s gone or dies.

Tell Nick to check his swife, she keeps staring at my lap and I’m not tryna smash that bummy bitch!

by bigdee January 4, 2020

swife

Used exclusively as a verb. Derived from "swova."

1. To swear on your life. Similar to "swear to God" or "swova," swife denotes that the speaker is placing a huge amount of credibility on his statement, due to the fact that he has laid his life down as collateral in order to provide credibility.

Used to filter comments in serious situations, where it is imperative that one know whether or not someone is being serious, or just kidding.

Guy #1: Dude, your brother is in the hospital.
Guy #2: Swife? (ie. Do you swear on your life?)
Guy #1: Yes!
Guy #2: !*#@!

by Feenix Crew December 26, 2006

swife

the relationship between sisters who think that they are wifes

the relationship between sisters who think that they are wifes making them swife's

by matthew___ May 1, 2007

Swife

A wife that is separated from her husband, lives apart from the husband, but they are not divorced yet.

The swife refuses to sign the divorce papers!

by The swifer December 27, 2015