Person 1: I'm getting married, next week, and I can't wait...!
Person 2: As your best man, and, with this being your stag do... I can't help but feel I should buy you an hour or so with a hooker...
Person 1: Well, I have way too much respect for my STB wife to do anything like that...! As my best man... you're fired.
STB: "Smoke That Bowl" or "Smoke The Bowl" An acronym that refers to smoking pot. Generally used in social settings to ask or to state intentions without being obvious.
"Hey what are you doing now?"
"I'm gonna stb, would you like to join me?"