A man lights his partners pubes on fire and stomps them out. then, he places his genitals into her mouths and begins moving back and forth vigorously while lighting small patches of her hair on fire and punching them out.
I thought i was going to die after getting a Smokey the Bear from that guy last night...but it sure was fun!
by Demented Macintosh December 8, 2009

a raver who smokes alot of weed and gives people bear hugs. but there is only one of these in the world.
by <3stbh June 27, 2009

n. Trucker-speak for a state trooper/highway patrolman. Mostly shortened to just bear. See bear report, county mounty, city kitty, local yokel, evel knievel.
My dad was the first trucker to ever overtake an Ohio smokey bear on the highway without getting a ticket; he's a living legend among truckers.
by fizzle April 14, 2004

damn bro i just caught smokey bear hitting a bong in the redwoods while its on fire i thought he could only prevent them
by dog_god May 18, 2019

A sexual act in which you light the participants hair on fire and then proceed to ejaculate on the participants head to put it out.
by Conor R December 26, 2008

A sexual act in which you light the participants hair on fire and then proceed to ejaculate on the participants head to put it out.
by Conor R December 27, 2008

1. An exceptionally large amount of Marine Corps Drill Instructors in one place at a givin time. Usually in motion. (ie. parade, march)
2. A Marine Corps recruits worst nightmare in reality.
2. A Marine Corps recruits worst nightmare in reality.
by Chattom, E August 22, 2006
