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Shit Guy

When someone doesn’t follow the Official Rule Book that was developed for their own success so that the person who cares about them doesn’t just peace out and give up on them. The shitty person always has some kind of excuse why they didn’t do something and never awknowledges their shittiness until their actions are brought to their attention. I guess the only way to fix shittiness is to strike every time they are shitty 🤷🏻 ♀️ Maybe juan day they’ll get the hint!?
Hmm... another obomb... an expired chat!? Double shit tally. Guess that’s what is to be expected from a shit guy 🤷🏻 ♀️
by Coach 🍆 January 22, 2021
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Five Guys Shits

The irresistible urge to blow up a bathroom after eating Five Guys. Usually sets in 53-65 minutes after consuming. Worsened by Cajun Fries
Man Running Through Airport: “Excuse me, excuse me, coming through. “
Stranger 1: “He must have a tight connection.”
Stranger 2: “No, I’ve seen that run before and that crazed look in his eyes. Poor bastard has the Five Guys Shits.
by lws0925 August 11, 2019
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