the dirty rocking horse with a straw tail

well just an old rocking horse that you sit on and just rock back and forth and by then by turning it on it side, now that the person is warmed up and streched, the horse handles are inserted any way you want it anal or vaginal, it is generally used as a fat girls or guys plaything or love friend, after wards you suck the handles to get all juices and fecal matter off, so the tail is to wipe your ass and the smell keeps your friends and family away so you can enjoy the investment you have earned horse, fat chick, boyfriend,girlfriend, lovehorse

Damn, my rocking horse with a straw tail was sold to a fat chick for a long lasting love relationship. I am going to miss the long 23 hour riding days.

by thurgud the terrible June 4, 2004

Rocking Horse Ranch

When you pull out a raging boner, cover it in Cholula hot sauce, and fuck a girl when she's on her period, making hot sauce, blood, and semen mix together and make the girl get a knife and stab you in the scrotum so when you have haemorrhagic shock, you get pissed and fuck her in the eye sockets and rip her face off

"I just did the Rocking Horse Ranch on my ex the other day and she's in the hospital."

by aiden2000 October 15, 2025