ride the pony

Harry: Yo Tyrone, I really gotta ride the pony right now.
Tyrone: Not with that hole in your arm you don't. Shit, we gotta get you to a hospital
by Urpit December 24, 2007
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Ride That Pony

I've only ever heard of Ride That Pony as a game, kind of like the others discribed.Around here, the cheerleaders at all the schools have a huge 'bonding moment' at Competion while waiting for the results and Ride That Pony's definitely a favorite then.
In our version, we stand in one big circle while 3-5 ppl, depending on how many people are in the big circle, are in the middle. 3-5 smaller people are on their backs riding the 'pony'. The people in the outer circle sing while the 'ponies' gallop around the inside of the circle. Here are the lyrics we use: 'Ride, ride, ride that pony/Get up and ride that big fat pony/Ride, ride, ride that pony/This is how we do it' After this, the people on the 'ponies' backs jump off and all the people in the middle stop at the closest person and dance. Then we all sing: 'Front to front to front with my baby/Back to back to back with my baby/Side to side to side with my baby/This is how we do it!' The peope who the ponies and riders stopped in front of then switch and become the new p.'s and r.'s. We always play this for around half an hour while we wait for the awards, and all the cheerleaders from all the different schools get to hang out and talk without competition blocking it. It's really fun.
'Ride That Pony was so fun at Comp!'
(yes, literally something several people say)
by Dewshine May 02, 2011
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riding the pony

When one gets screwed over. Or put in a no choice situation. Also may be refered to as "being on the ruff"
Andre: Helder want to chill on the weekend?
Helder: No man i have to go to a stupid ass wedding!!
Andre: No choice! your riding the pony!
by Andre A April 24, 2006
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Ride That Pony

Same as above, but slightly cleaner.

Alternate lyrics:

Come along and ride my pony,
Come along and ride my pony,
Come along and ride my pony,
This is how we do it.
see above lyrics and sing to whatever tune you wish
(I often use the 1 little, 2 little, 3 little lady bugs tune). Instead of using Ride That Pony, use ride my pony.
by Lord Voldemort the Third September 17, 2007
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Riding the Pony Express

The stage when you masturbate, so that you are at the highest peek of satisfaction, you move your pelvis in a back-and-forth like you are riding a horse.
Last night, I was riding the pony express. It felt so good. Until, that is, my friend barged in on me and forced me to dismount.
by Your Mother's Girlfriend July 22, 2009
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ride my pony

I'm just a bachelor, I'm lookin' for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride without even fallin' off
Gotta be compatible, takes me to my limits
Girl when I break you off, I promise that you won't wanna get off

(CHORUS:)
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin'
Come and jump on it

(CHORUS)

Sittin' here flossin', peepin' your steelo
Just once if I have the chance, the things I would do to you
You and your body, every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine, juices flowin' down your thigh

(CHORUS x2)

If we're gonna get nasty baby
First we'll show and tell
Till I reach your pony tail (oh)
Lurk all over and through you baby
Until we reach the stream
You'll be on my jockey team (ooh)

(CHORUS x5)

Ride it
Tanya can ride my pony all nite long
by Captian Commando JR. November 05, 2009
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Riding the white pony

Did Billy go to the bathroom AGAIN?

Yeah dude, he's totally still riding the white pony.
by Future Primitive 2 February 04, 2010
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