remorgasm

Remembering an orgasm you experienced with a previous lover, especially while trying to have an orgasm with a current lover.

I was incapable of reaching a climax because of a very distracting remorgasm.

by kdneeley June 26, 2023

rexorcism

Portmanteau of rectal + exorcism: when taking a shit feels like forcing a demon from your bowels.

"Man, I was on the toilet for half an hour last night performing a rexorcism. By the time I finished, the toilet paper roll was empty and my eyes were burning."

by skinnypantsmcgee December 2, 2024

Cougar Remoras

A small homosexual man who is dependent on an older and much larger female host for survival.

I saw a Cougar Remoras eating caviar and flirting with the waiter while his cougar host was distracted sucking the brains out of a lobster.

by Webastards July 13, 2023