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team push ups 

having sex.
when my girlfriend suggested we both lose some weight, I said we could do more team push ups.
team push ups by mr. drizzle June 7, 2013

1000 push ups 

When your so sure your right, that if ur not, you have to do 1000 push ups
Person 1: the seahawks will win the super bowl
Person 2: seriously?
Person 1: 1000 push ups
Person 2: okay
1000 push ups by morecluawz March 1, 2014

water push-ups 

Doing the simple push-up while submerged under water. May be in a pool, the ocean, a bath tub, or even a bucket. However, you must be submerged at all times during exercise for it to truly be water-push ups. No tricks or fancy equipment required, just push-ups under water.
Jeff: Dude I did 300 water push-ups yesterday!

Kurt: Wow! I did 200! I guess I still need practice.

dick push-ups

when a male is aroused several times throughout the day; one erection after another for an extended period of time
John: I went to the pool today

Jeremy: Oh yeah?

John: Yeah! there were so many babes, I was doing dick push-ups for a solid three hours!!!
dick push-ups by Colin2010 October 9, 2008

lip push ups 

The act of kissing another person.
Johhny and I were doing lip push ups for hours, my mouth is tired"
lip push ups by sara face January 14, 2008

bobby brown push ups

rough an / or violent sex
to have rought an /or violent sex ( ex. choking,scratching,..ect ) to leave the one you had sex with different type of marks
Man..! joey really did bobby brown push ups on her last night look at those marks on her...!