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punjab scab 

When you snort coke&crystal in a dirty, dusty environment to the point that when you finally blow your nose a grotesque unfolding scab rockets out with the sweet relief that one feels like when you catch the last train/bus after doin it 2-4, and as you start limping the last leg to the crib, a taxi hails you and barters a legit flat fair and scoops you up.
When the day slowed down, we cleared our sinusis and compared punjab scabs with unbelievably competitive sickness!
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punjab stab 

A punjab stab is a poking action with all four fingers on the vagina bone.
punjab stab by |-Jasmine-| July 14, 2007

punjabishment

A punishment that is enforced on young punjabis when they do something that angers their parents. Usually a punjabishment includes the use of a belt or large metal chain to whip or beat with. Also while a punjabishment is being carried out, it is necessary that the "beater" or parent yells and screams in the language of punjabi in order to add to the full experience of the punjabishment.
The stupid ass punjabi, named Surminder Singh, ate some punani the other day and was given a harsh punjabishment by his parents.
punjabishment by Lia-Hus October 4, 2006