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profanity 

Why the fuck you gotta be using all that goddamned profanity all the time, you piece of shit?
profanity by umanor November 19, 2010

Watch yo profanity

what you say when someone cusses and you want to act cool so you say watch yo profanity
can be used as joke when someone says words that aren't swear words
example: Bob - "Dang it, I lost."

Joe - "Watch yo profanity!"
"shit i got a bad grade"
"WATCH YO PROFANITY"

Profanitizer 

a person who consistently use profanity for an irrelevant reason.
Nobody :

Shatavious: i wish y’all would shut the fuck up with all that fuck shit with that fuck ass bullshit .
^^^

Shatavious is a profanitizer

Blue Cloud of Profanity 

A "blue cloud" is a dangerous area effect resulting from rapid, sustained utterances of profanity. Those in the area of effect experience either anxiety or elation depending on their idiosyncracies. Often encountered at truck stops or in the homes of desperate housewives. See also "turn the air blue".
If this therapist dislikes profanity, it won't work for us, because there'll be a blue cloud of profanity in the room.

Profanitism 

A religion bases on profanity. Founded in 3/10/2009, it is one of the most believed religion. There are ranks to go up by.

Crud
Crap
Dick
Shit
Fuck
Douche Bag
Nigga
"Dang, did you see Tom Cruise? He is part of this new religion called Profanitism. I better join!
Profanitism by profanitist March 12, 2009

Profanity Faucet 

(1) Generalized term for a middle aged douchebag residing in the pacific northwest. Hobbies include working as an IT peeon, posting audio clips of failed American Idol demo tapes on the internet and generally living up to the acne ridden WoW playing virgin stereotype which is the IT "professional".
(2) Term used by aforementioned individual in a sad attempt to appear "edgy" or "hard" during failed attempts at the human mating ritual.
(3) 16th Century Scottish term for violent bloody diarrhea.
(1) That guy who couldn't fix my printer problems was a real profanity facuet
(2) Hey baby, you must have some plumber crack cuz' this profanity faucet is bro-o-ken
(3) I had a touch o' the ol' profanity faucet last night mate, musta been that there chicken yous wife neer' cooked right
Profanity Faucet by Catalysis April 23, 2010