Priapism

The practice of starting a tourist-shop near my gargantuan wang, and selling life-like custom-made miniaturized dildos - complete with pulsating dorsal vein - to the male gender, in order for them to treat their girlfriends on a properly sized dick.

I'm a priapist and worship the godlike phallus of my overlord.

Damn, I wish I had such a massively sized wang. I would totally skewer my bitch on it.

by Ubermensch April 4, 2005

political priapism

An unwanted and painful election that won’t go away after four years

This shit again!? Man it was kinda funny at first but i really just want this election to go away now. This is political priapism i swear.

by Doomicus magnus May 15, 2024