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One of the greatest American distance runners of all times, but also one of the most overrated distance runners of all times. His philosophy of being a front runner and running his hardest in every race sure was inspirational, but was also totally impractical. It is the reason why he never medaled at the Olympics. However, other runners, like Sebastian Coe, Wilson Kipketer, and Hicham El Guerroj are commonly overlooked because of Pre's antics. One of them being grabbing an opposing team's "Stop Pre" shirt, wearing it, and running around the finish line like and idiot saying "Stop Me." Oh yea, on top of never medaling in the Olympics, he died because he had too much to drink and drove right into a bloody boulder. A true American hero.
Person 1: Prefontaine was the greatest runner ever! Ya!

Person 2: No he wasn't he was just endorsed by Nike, he was really just a big idiot who overshadows the TRUE greatest runners of all time.

Person 1: O RLY!? Like who?
Person 2: Sebastian Coe, Roger Bannister, Wilson Kipketer, Hicham El Guerroj, David Wottle, etc. etc. etc.
by preisnotalegend January 16, 2008
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located about 4 " below a womans navel and the mons veneris, usually close shaven or waxed, ( where one would normally expet to see the pubis
She had a 5 o'clok shadow on her prefonatine
by the jammer August 9, 2003
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Steve Prefontaine

he was faster then you in high school, and probalbly still is.
2mile-8:41
5k-13:39 thats high school pussies!!

"youre fast" "Im steve prefontaine BITCH!!"
by lasse viren October 21, 2008
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Prefontaine

Our hug is a prefontaine before the train crashes.
by Hodor Dohor January 14, 2020
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