When you're on your back with your legs bent over your head trying to jack off into your own mouth and you lose your focus and you end up ejaculating into your eye instead.
by Rontaldo Shunt August 10, 2024
Get the Posobiecmug. To tell elaborate stories one knows is false to promote division or convince others of the truthfulness of the stories, no matter how ridiculous and implausible they are to persons of ordinary intelligence.
"Jack, how do you afford such an affluent lifestyle?"
"Oh man, I stopped delivering pizzas and started doing some straight Posobiec gangster shit. I convinced a group of people to send me money by telling them stories they desperately want to be true. It's like shooting donkeys in a barrel."
"Don't you mean 'fish'?"
"No man, it's donkeys."
"Oh, okay."
"See it worked on you. Doing the Posobiec is awesome!"
"Oh man, I stopped delivering pizzas and started doing some straight Posobiec gangster shit. I convinced a group of people to send me money by telling them stories they desperately want to be true. It's like shooting donkeys in a barrel."
"Don't you mean 'fish'?"
"No man, it's donkeys."
"Oh, okay."
"See it worked on you. Doing the Posobiec is awesome!"
by Don Snoreleone August 11, 2024
Get the Posobiecmug. A cheap, buy it by the gallon lubricant, preferred by folk to grease up couch cushions before violating the sanctity of said cushions. Made in russia…
Dude, this one time at band camp, I f’d a sofa! Whoa, did you raw dog it with Posobiec or use a latex glove?
by StevenTNAFO August 11, 2024
Get the Posobiecmug.