To fellate a politician public in hopes they will institute an ethnostate to promote your weak genes
by Lenin Cat August 11, 2024
When you're on your back with your legs bent over your head trying to jack off into your own mouth and you lose your focus and you end up ejaculating into your eye instead.
by Rontaldo Shunt August 10, 2024
A cheap, buy it by the gallon lubricant, preferred by folk to grease up couch cushions before violating the sanctity of said cushions. Made in russia…
Dude, this one time at band camp, I f’d a sofa! Whoa, did you raw dog it with Posobiec or use a latex glove?
by StevenTNAFO August 12, 2024