Pokemon suicide master

Someone that is so fixated on their phone playing Pokemon GO that they are more likely to walk straight into in intersection without looking and get decked by a bus than to catch a rare pokemon. Some people consider this an evolutionary step to weed out the stupid people of the world.

That pokemon suicide master just ran into the middle of that busy road without looking.

Pokemon suicide master by Jonno2hill July 19, 2016

Pokémonmaster 

When you have 6 girlfriends and have sex with all of them in a battle vs another Pokémonmaster the girl who cums last wins the pokémon battle

Guy1:Hey im a Pokémonmaster. Wanna have a battle? I will choose Girl1
Guy2:Alright. Girl2 i choose you!

Pokémonmaster by Mankman November 21, 2019