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Plumber's Slouch 

The Plumber's Slouch occurs when someone's pants and shirt separate, usually when a person is bent over... giving everyone a view of the person's butt crack... but Plumber's Slouch allows you to refer to the situation without being overly graphic.
Please wear a longer shirt under your sweater, so you can avoid Plumber's Slouch every time you bend over. No one wants to see that!
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Plumber's Snake 

A coiling shit that resembles a snake with one end extending down through the toilette.
This plumber's snake isn't going to unclog anything!
Plumber's Snake by thatsalog February 3, 2015

Plumber's Joint 

A joint rolled with a stick in the middle that is ultimately pulled out to help air flow through the joint and to prevent canoeing.
"I rolled this plumber's joint with a toothpick and it pulls like a motherfucker"

Plumber's soup 

Another name for French Onion soup, as it sometimes resembles a clogged toilet.
That plumber's soup sure looks nasty.
Plumber's soup by mpzeeeee August 4, 2011

Plumber's Pocket 

An ingenious culinary creation which entails cooking a pizza pocket into the middle of a traditional grilled cheese sandwich.
Hungry Person One: "Man, I'm a hungry person."
Hungry Person Two: "Me too, man. You know what would hit the spot, a Plumber's Pocket."
Hungry Person One: "What's that?"
Hungry Person Two: "Only the best food EVER."
Plumber's Pocket by ENGL346 March 21, 2013

Plumber's Tape 

A deviant sexual act that which the male swipes his penis up and down the butt crack of his partner.
My buddy thought he could please his girlfriend by giving her the plumber's tape.
Plumber's Tape by Thehouse1701 November 25, 2016

Plumber’s Moustache 

When a man is performing oral stimulation on the anus of his lady friend and develops a brown coloured stain in his upper lip.
I went all time crazy on my girl’s a-hole and earned me a plumber’s moustache!
Plumber’s Moustache by Ryfish! January 4, 2019