Hello, and welcome to today's segment of, Animated Men I would sell my body to at a discount price. The discount being free because I would never make these fine gentleman pay for a whore like me. Today's gentleman is Howl Pendragon. Step on my dumb little neck with your expensive boots you filthy witch. I don't care if there's not a fruitful thought behind those eyes cuz just look at him in these pants. If ever I saw the Renaissance twinky in public we're smashing parts on sight. I'd love nothing more than going on a whirlwind adventure with this garden himbo 3000. Let's discover new things together. Is there a 4th hole? Can we make a new one? The possibilities are endless. This is the kind of man that will destroy your body but wear a face mask with you after. I'm forfeiting my dignity I am this man's trash can. That's all for today folks join me next time to see which animated gentleman I'm throwing this slab of meat at.
by Antarcticite December 5, 2021
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A person, generally male, who believes in the Norns, Odin, and all things Norse. NOT to be mistakenly associated with the book Pendragon, which totally blows. He is usually a badass and listens to Viking death metal.
Lucy: Ohmagosh, that boy is so metal. He melts my face.
Tina: He must be a danny pendragon. For sure.
Tina: He must be a danny pendragon. For sure.
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Oh, I was born with a pink dragon
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Hah! His dook looked like a pink dragon!
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Steve is such a player, he tried to get with me cause he knows I havent had it for a year. But I don't need him to slay the pink dragon...I'd have asked him before if that's what I wanted!
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