Pele

She is the most beautiful thick ass human being I have ever met. She is funny, gorgeous, and thicc. She is outgoing and adventurous. She is also a fat ass. She will eat whatever she wants whenever she wants and nothing will stop her. She is VERY friendly and shy. She sticks up for what she feels is right and she is independant.

Pele is SO pretty.
Pele is SO awesome.

I want to be like Pele.

by sf baby March 1, 2018

pele

while having intercourse, the woman appraches orgasm. when she is very close, hop off and kick her straight in the box. this is pele

we broke up cause i gave her pele

by iejlkdnldnd July 26, 2006

pele

the vicious, libido-driven alter-ego of a man, namely, Celedonio

Hey Pele.

by emmanuel lozano August 17, 2003

Pele

The supreme hawaiian god
also the valcano god

If U take a rock from hawaii Pele will mess w/ U!

by jacko July 8, 2004

Pele

Reference to the Pfizer Viagra advert featuring the great Edson Arrantes do Nascimento aka. Pele, and the reason for using that particular pharmaceutical item i.e. penile disfunction.

Often occurs when under the influence of alcohol, on holiday and in situations when nerves are prevalent.

Also known as "Pele limp dick" and "Edson Arrantes"

"Ah, I felt certain to knob her, and once we got down to it ... I got Pele"

"Was lying on the sun lounger with this lass, was about to lay a cable and Edson Arrantes came calling ... Gutted"

"What happened last night?"
"Got back to hers and I got Pele"
"Unlucky"

by vizlover December 9, 2008

Pele

Pele is one of the most talented and kind people you'll meet. Super creative and always there for you if you need a hug. Pele is an overall amazing person!!

"Pele is writing a musical!"
"Wow, that's so cool! They're so creative!"

by Mushroomj42 November 13, 2022

pele

Second best soccer player. Fifa's ass kisser. Barzilian equivalent for "viado"

Pele is the second best soccer player ever.

by Joao Havelange May 20, 2008