paint the fence

the act of masterbating in a room filled with people

last night at the party john just started painting the fence

by sallyskellington June 9, 2005

Paint the Fence

When you stick your tongue in the anus of a woman and then use your tongue to lick the taint to her vagina.

My Girl loves it when I paint the fence before insertion.

by wampler24 December 4, 2019

paint my fence

An innocuous term with an implied sexual reference. It is specifically used for trolling your friends or older children by invoking phallic imagery.

Texting example:
You: PAINT MY FENCE!
Friend: Huh?
You: Sorry, that was meant for my wife. Do yourself a favor and don't look that up on urban dictionary...

Last night I asked my wife to paint my fence. White, of course.

by Fermat De January 30, 2018