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plasti-krap

Plastic wrap, especially in excessively burdensome amounts and/or toxic packaging.

Derived from television cooking personality Jaques Pepin, who frequently wraps his ingredients in plastic wrap, which he pronounces by virtue of French liaison as "plastee-krap."

May be a component of crapnel.
Don't buy that brand of compact fluorescents, or we'll have to shell out $20 for that special doohickey that cuts it out of its plasti-krap.

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I heard that Tina wraps school lunches in so much plasti-krap that her preschoolers have already started puberty.
by SamsaRant November 6, 2010
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plasty

A fake person that you shouldn't be around
You're a plasty person.

Nasty plastys are the worst people to be around
by Notaplasty May 18, 2017
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