hot-piping

the act of taking a s**t inthe exhaust pipe or gas tank of a car/truck/motorcycle and waiting for the victim to start the car resulting in a fowl odorous explosion or projectile exiting through the exhaust pipe.

i went hot-piping in jim's car! he was so pissed!

by wgl May 21, 2011

Hot Pipe

A slang term used to describe a sexual act performed by a male on himself, involving the application of hot sauce to one's erect genitals, then proceeding to finance a surgery to have removed half his ribcage, so that he may suck the hot sauce off of his own erect genitals.

"Man it's freezing out today...I really wanna just go home right now and give myself a nice Hot Pipe."

by Matsudasan February 19, 2012

Hot Piping Loaf

1. Someone who is a homosexual
2. A despicable person
3. A Big Fat Doodoo Head

"Your mom is a hot piping loaf"
"Nah, man, you're a freaking hot piping loaf"

by H.P. Loaves December 25, 2016

Hot Piping Loaf

1. Poop
2. Way to insult someone else by calling them poop

"Hey, you are a hot piping loaf"
"You, Sir, Are a hot piping loaf"

by H.P. Loaves December 25, 2016