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one-eyed wet willy

The act of spitting on the head of your one-eyed monster and then jiggling it around in someone's ear. A true feat of legend for any wet willy enthusiast!

Clinton "holy shit you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
Brandon "Man I spat on my cock and jiggled it around in my girlfriends ear, she was hella pissed."

Clinton "Holy shit dude you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
by cubbi54 October 4, 2015
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Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper

A work friendly way of calling someone a dickhead, asshole or piece of shit.
Coworker #1: “I cant stand that fucking dumb ass piece of shit boss we have! He just keeps making fun of everyone and just sits on his ass all day while we work our asses off! How is that fair?!”

Coworker #2: “Wow now! Lets have a little more class than that! We could get fired for swearing up a storm like that! How about from now on we refer to our boss as “Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper” - surly thats a lot more work appropriate. Also, its sure to make anyone laugh and break the tension in the room!
by Isl-96 April 6, 2023
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Willy the one-eyed wonder worm

Willy the one-eyed wonder worm probed the depths of Jane's cavernous orifices
by Hellyan November 29, 2003
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Willy the one-eyed wonder weiner

A great youtube-friendly name for a big cock. This great term was made by Chloe Roma. A canadian Males rights advocate, who needs more views. it first appeared in one episode of NO DIQK
Girls who baby trap men get NO willy the one-eyed wonder weiner
by Somebodythatyouneverknew October 3, 2021
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