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Odysseus

A stupid man who accidentally enlisted himself and all his friends into the Trojan war. Odysseus clearly has a disorder throughout the book as he keeps referring to himself as "DA MISERYYY MAHHNNNN". He spent 20 years dancing across the sea and sleeping with all the women he met. His wife Penelope slept with 108 men in his absence and hat a goat son. I wonder whos fault that his...hmmm... odysseus for shureeee:).
Penelope: Who do you think the most miserable man who ever enlisted himself in the army just to sleep with some woman?
Me: Odysseus:)
by Senor Mrs Senorita Bob January 25, 2024
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Odysseus

✅Reigning king of Ithica
❌ Man
Mythical
✅ Your darkest moment
Infamous
✅ Odysseus
I'm the reigning king of Ithaca
I am neither man nor mythical
I am your darkest moment
I am the infamous
Odysseus
by Bobbeee8 July 2, 2025
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Odysseus

- the reigning king of ithaca
- not man
- not mythical
- your darkest moment
- the infamous odysseus
have you read the odyssey? like the book that stars odysseus?
by knockoffamc February 13, 2025
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