northwestern university

Northwestern University is known as the Ivy of the Midwest. A highly selective and prestigious school with an entirely homogenous student body.

Northwestern Norms: Black North Face Fleece, Lacoste Polo, Apple iPod, Losing at almost every Big Ten Sports, walking with your head down, wearing t-shirts from Ivy League schools you aren't going to, and having an artificially low GPA because of extremely challenging classes.

"Going to Northwestern University is like having a beautiful girlfriend that treats you like crap." - The Princeton Review

by go_air_willy February 28, 2005

university of northwestern ohio

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by MIssingChromosone September 28, 2021

Northwestern University

Well balanced students who are very smart and committed to school work. Some are extremely stuck up. But most students can be summed up by the motto: work hard, play hard.

Ex 1: "Come on guys, we should be able to figure this out. I mean, we're Northwestern students."

Ex 2: "My friend was trying to brag about school, but they go to Berkley. I mean, come on, it's only Berkley. I got into Northwestern University."

Ex 3: "I spent all day working on this assignment. Time to go get hammered."

Ex 4: "Screw this hangover, I need to finish this essay."

by xoxo_gossipgirl December 24, 2011

Northwestern High School

A school located in Rock Hill, SC. Its colors are purple and gold with the mascot being a Trojan (Northwestern Trojans). It has a very popular soccer team which has won 3 of the last 4 state championships and as just named National Champions by ESPNRise.com.

Northwestern is 1 of 3 high schools in Rock Hill and i salmost definielty the best one.

Person A: Who won the soccer game last night?
Person B: Northwestern High School won!! Hell yeah! The score was 11-0!

by nhsTrojans123 July 17, 2009

Northwestern Carwash

In a communal shower or locker room, a group of 4 (minimum) to 20 people stand nude in the shower spinning in alternating directions. The “automobile” must walk through the gauntlet while being rubbed by the nude rollers.

Hector fumbled on the 3 yard line. I know he’s upset, but he totally earned his Northwestern Carwash

by Donkeyboy32 July 9, 2023

Northwestern High School

A conservative public school located in rural West Salem, Ohio. The students are 98% caucasian, 1% african american, .05% pacific islander, and .05% hispanic. The school prides itself in athletics although the football team has only had 2 good seasons in the past 20 years. Agricultural pursuits are highly recommended as this school is affiliated with the FFA and many students like to wear their cowshit kickers to the school. The majority of these students are christian and any student with a different or "alien" faith is looked down upon. The art and music component of the school is also disreguarded as trivial and many artistic students are outcast. Many students are racist and sexist as are a majority of the faculty, although a few good teachers can still be found at this school. If you want to fit in, be white, a conservative republican, christian, and play lots of sports.

Northwestern High School is bordered on three sides by cornfields.

by Surviving Liberal June 10, 2011

northwesterning

Not closing the deal; having a victory in hand, but somehow finding a way to lose. Northwesterning is particularly defined within college sports, but relates to all sports in general

In the 2003 NLCS, the Chicago Cubs engaged in Northwesterning during game 6 after the Steve Bartman incident

by TimBeckmanLOUDNOISES November 18, 2013