An adult, usually male, who is sexually attracted to prepubescent children. Derived from the Greek Nomdeia (No) and Mandeia (man.) I.e NOMAN
Noman is a pedophile. Every afternoon he walks by the local elementary school, watching the kiddies coming happily bounding out, and there's always an 3-inch bulge in his pants when he does it.
by Clayhall Gang June 01, 2020
(n) to live in make believe
a "Noman " is an absolute liar and exaggerator of a person . making suggestions far out of reach comments such as 'I've played semi-professional football' when really he has only played with his friends/colleagues after work.
In mind thinks he's Tyson fury for size and stature and could take anyone down however in reality this begs belief. In normal life a 3 legged blind turtle could take him down.
'Ive played there' 'when i did that ' ' when i played for altrincham fc...' all comment phrases used by a "noman"
a "Noman " is an absolute liar and exaggerator of a person . making suggestions far out of reach comments such as 'I've played semi-professional football' when really he has only played with his friends/colleagues after work.
In mind thinks he's Tyson fury for size and stature and could take anyone down however in reality this begs belief. In normal life a 3 legged blind turtle could take him down.
'Ive played there' 'when i did that ' ' when i played for altrincham fc...' all comment phrases used by a "noman"
-oh mate you didnt climb everest you just climbed that hill dont be such a "noman"
-You absolute "noman" youve got a headache not a brain tumor
-common you "noman" its a bruise not a fracture
-You absolute "noman" youve got a headache not a brain tumor
-common you "noman" its a bruise not a fracture
by Reginald Jobson July 04, 2024
A noman refers to a very dark man usually arround the age of a teenager who uses racist speach and always asks for a vape pen and/or cigarettes
that guy is a noman!
by BigRaga March 21, 2024
HEY, YOU LISTEN HERE, IT'S ABDULLAH. DON'T EVER CALL ME NOMAN AGAIN, YOU HEAR ME? I'LL FIGHT YOU BRO.
Noman, no, it's Abdullah
by PogMaster64 November 24, 2021