"I had sex with Emma yesterday." "Awesome! you gonna marry her?" "nah..i'm gonna break up with her." "omg, you're such a Niels."
by Bantumie September 15, 2009
Get the Nielsmug. The name of the most amazing guy in the world. He is incredible, smart, fun, creative, and really cute. When you are stressed, he’ll listen to you. He may or may not enjoy smoking weed, drinking beer, and consuming a certain type of “stracciatella” cottage cheese.
“Hey I think I have the biggest crush ever on this guy. I dream about him every night and during the day too.”
“What’s his name?”
“Sexy stuff.”
“No really, what’s his name?”
“Why should I tell you?”
“You shouldn’t, but tell me anyway.”
“Fine, his name is Niels, and I’m in love with him.”
“What’s his name?”
“Sexy stuff.”
“No really, what’s his name?”
“Why should I tell you?”
“You shouldn’t, but tell me anyway.”
“Fine, his name is Niels, and I’m in love with him.”
by Bandittt_fire January 19, 2021
Get the Nielsmug. Niels have a huge penis
by Toastbrot November 18, 2016
Get the Nielsmug. by Jemoederniels July 19, 2010
Get the Nielsmug. Niels is a very rich kid from the village called Dronrijp. He is also very obsessed with his friends dog
by Very heavy big invisible balls November 21, 2021
Get the Nielsmug. Niels is a very smart boy who can't hold any snapstreaks. He lets you fall but helps you right back up. Conversations never get boring, he can annoy you just because he makes you feel some typa way. He is extremely handsome and very popular among girls. He has beautiful eyes which make everyone stop and stare. He is a keeper, has the beauty and the brains. There aren't a lot of people like Niels wandering the earth. So when you find this rare human being named Niels make sure he doesn't take off.
by Dönald J trümp April 23, 2017
Get the Nielsmug.