Newton’s 4th law 

Newton’s 4th law states that there can never be two pretty best friends, and it’s always one of them gotta be ugly.

Friend 1: Hey did you see Bokuto and Akaashi? They’re really pretty best friends

Friend 2: They can’t be best friends that’s impossible, remember Newton’s 4th law.

Friend 1: oh so they order desert?

Friend 2: Yes

Newton’s 4th law by halfgay November 1, 2020

Newton's 4th law of political dynamics 

The more a politician speaks out against gays and gay rights, the more likely he is to be gay himself.

Dude, that Senator is beating up on gays. He just following Newton's 4th law of political dynamics. He must be gay.

Newton's 4th law of political dynamics by Endsurg May 25, 2010

Newtons 4th law

The touching of one close to them

I’m sorry, it’s newtons 4th law

Newtons 4th law by Quandaledingleberry the 67th April 23, 2026