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NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH 

December is the time for celebration and enjoyment so why not slap and grab someone’s ass!
girl: why did you slap my ass
boy: because it’s national slap and grab ass month!

NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH 

December is all about fun and excitement so why not grab or slap someone’s ass for your enjoyment!!
girl: ow why did you slap/grab my ass
boy: duh because it’s national slap and grab ass month!

National Ass-grab Month 

April is National Ass-grab Month. For the duration of April, you can grab anybody, boy or girl’s, ass without consequence.
“Dude, did you know it’s National Ass-grab Month?”
Seriously!?”
“Yeah, dude!”
*ass-grabs*