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Rey Mysterio

One of the most ovverated wrestler in the actual WWE. Like John Cena he is just favorited by some random retards so the WWE makes him sometimes a champ.
Also like John Cena he is a limited wrestler. He just got his 4-5 Moves, like hit, hurri-can-rana, frogsplash and the stupid 6-1-9.
The third parallel to Cena is, that he also looks like a 'lil kid. Maybe thats the reason why they've been favorited by so many kids.
Oh, kids loving this guy: Lets make Rey Mysterio champion and let look other good workers fuck in their asses!!!!1111oneoneeleven
by the_colons April 13, 2009
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Rey Mysterio

a mexican wwe wrestler who is overrated as fuck. he once became world HEAVYWEIGHT champion even though he is actually a cruiserweight wrestler. his moves are horrendously fake, especially the infamous 619 which in real life can't do shit. wwe pushes him a lot since he is a selling merchandise for kids. rey is one of the reasons why wwe will always suck
OMG Rey Mysterio is on tv, thats so keeewwl!!!

look how that 619 ko-ed the big show!!! wow rey rules!!!
by Rated R Dictionary June 7, 2010
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captain mysterio

Collective name for bunch of fuckers who know piss all and have sad crapy lives, making up stupid definitions for stupid words!!
by Choclate malteser January 3, 2004
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Rey Mysterio

Rey Mysterio is a great wrestler, but he was also a deadbeat dad to make a hall of fame career
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