MooCow

A shit talking, (typically caucasian) sexy, weld your mouth shut, badass waitress who may spit in your food if you piss her off! See below

1. Adorable.
2. Beautiful, gorgeous, smart, sexy, driven and funny.
3. Favorite color is purple.
4. Also likes green
5. Loves Jameson.
6. Not afraid to get dirty

Damn she MooCow

by FloridaMedic June 24, 2016

MooCow-

One of the few people who try to talk in full sentences while gaming or chatting on IRC.

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

Mook Moocower

A very fat and ugly man with highly homosexual tendencies. When you see a mook specifically the one in Baltimore, Md be sure to inform him of his gayness. O, yes and he tells on people quite often.
He like all men

Anyone:That kid acts just like Mook of Baltimore
Anyone else: That mook is a fag
Anyone:I wanna slap him

by Anonymous Informant April 27, 2005