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Montarded

Someone who is retarded only on Monday.
Mitch is seriously montarded.
by chad2009 February 9, 2009
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montard

a cross between a retard and a moron.
"I dropped my phone in the toilet!!"
(response) "You are such a montard!!"
by karlie5691 December 8, 2007
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montasia

Montasia is the bestest friend you could have in the whole world. She is a sexy African American that guys want and girls want to be. Let me tell u she has a perfect god given body #slim thick. And is perfect in the bed. Her hair is thick but curly and very pretty.
Montasia is very sexy and will still your man in seconds.
by Ra'chel101 March 26, 2018
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mantasrophe

Etymology: "man" + "catastrophe"
Meaning: Some sort of disaster involving a man. Usually has something to do with a girl, although major injuries, missing a football game, and midlife crises also count.
I had a total mantasrophe the other day; I missed the big game and my girlfriend broke up with me. I suck. Think I'll go get a beer or something.
by H.S. January 11, 2009
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Montarae

A really energetic person that’s hella fun but on the inside she has been her and it drives her crazy every day which causes her to act crazy round close ones but she is still lived
Amosc: itztrey07
Amosc:montarae1
by Itztrey07 October 1, 2019
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montario

Montario is a very sexy guy who stays to himself. If a Montario opens up to you, you are lucky and special to them. Montarios are also very chill and laid back .
Montario is also wanted by many but only few can have him.
Girl 1: is that Montario?
Girl 2: yeah but I heard he had a girlfriend!
Girl 1: I wish I was his girlfriend.
by Hicksjolee October 9, 2018
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New Montario

The least populated and least popular American state, having a few hundred people it was the birthplace of the misiveria founder and Geronimo Stilton
Person:Have you seen the news about New Montario? Person2: No,what is that place Person:Its where the Misiveria founder was born Person2:oh ok
by thenoneperson November 6, 2022
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