Monster Trucking

The act of sitting on another mans balls and pushing whilst farting on another mans balls

Oh David let’s try that thing you wanted
Oh you mean * monster trucking*

Yeah let’s try that out

by Funtimefoxxxy January 12, 2021

monster truck

Something larger than life, ridiculous proportion, extremely uncalled for, completely outrageous

That chicks tits are fuckin' monster truck. or Remember that chick gave us all blumpkins? That was fuckin monster truck!

by parrrty with 3 r's April 11, 2010

monster truck

When a buddy of yours stays over on the couch and you run your knee's across the top of them while screaming "MONSTER TRUCK"!!

"wake up! MONSTER TRUCK!!!"

by soda-POP77 February 18, 2009

Monster Trucking

To lay down and roll over someone else who is laying down next to you.

He started monster trucking her in the bed when she refused his advances.

by Bailey_unearth May 12, 2014

monster truck

doing MDMA (molly, ecstasy) and the prescription drug Lyrica together.

“hey, we’re doing molly for the show tonight. do you want to score some ketamine and kittyflip?”

“nah bro, i’m doing a monster truck instead. way better!”

by avant_garden April 21, 2023

Monster Truck Dump

An absolutely enormous shit. A shit so big you can proudly take it home to your parents. Your colon living out its dump truck fantasies.

The day after the buffet, I took this monster truck dump. A serious two foot turd. I felt like a great waste had been lifted from me.

by the Geug April 8, 2009

Monster Truck Pussy

The guy who drives a large truck in an intimidating or aggressive way but then, when you roll-up on them at a stoplight, turns out to be a little guy, a wimp or just a withering pussy - clearly using his big rig to compensate...

After hounding the cyclists with his monster truck, the Monster Truck Pussy turned out to be another little angry guy in a MAGA hat - declining the cyclist's request that he step out of his truck.

by cowboy up liberal September 29, 2021