Momming

When someone tries to tell you how to behave assuming the responsibilities of your Mom

When reaching for my 13th beer my girlfriend said "Do you really think you need another one?" I respond with, "I sure do, quit Momming me."

by BDIV September 3, 2013

Momming

A slang term used for when you do something of a particularly hype manner.

“I’m literally momming on these kids.”
“We’re going momming in town today.”

by This Kid August 25, 2021

Momming

When a mom does what a mom does as good as other moms do what moms are meant to do

Yo bro she better be good at momming or my kid is fucked bro

by MommingFTW August 7, 2017

momming at the disco

When you're just momming but it's at the disco, Yknow?

"WOAH DUDE IS SHE MOMMING AT THE DISCO RIGHT NOW??!!! SICK!!!!"

by Evelyn Aranivar May 24, 2021

Uber-momming

Verb
1. The physical act of you, or a friend, neighbor or other family member Ubering your children to various sports, school, scouts, or other extra curricular activities and events. However there is no expectation of financial reimbursement for this action.

2. The condition of picking up and driving your children (or anyone else’s children -upon request) wherever it is they need to be, providing they send you a text message to let you know where they are; where they need to be; and where they are going with little, or no advanced notice.

I’ll be leaving work early today as I’m Uber-momming the kids to soccer practice today.

by CJHawkstone December 7, 2017