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molly rant

A Molly Rant is a verbose monologue in which the speaker (the Molly) outlines the for the audience the numerous, usually obvious, flaws with certain concept (the subject of the Molly Rant). The subject is generally a new/revised product, law or digital rights management scheme.
Steve Jobs' open letter on DRM was a total Molly Rant.
by David Mullaney October 21, 2007
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molly rant

A strong, determined, directed rant on par with Gordon Mah Ung.
That was a total molly rant!
by eeeezzzzeeee November 1, 2007
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molly rant

Person 1: Wow, she totally sounded like a molly rant!

Person 2: Yeah, she was all, "Zee DRMz! They are evil!"
by Exposay October 19, 2007
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molly rant

A long winded complaint about minor subjective imperfections in a product, a process, or a person without adequate understanding of the entirety of the subject and without any logic or basis in fact. It is preferably delivered via audio format in a high pitched fast-paced voice without interruption - not even to take a breath.
For numerous examples of Molly Rants please listen to co-host Molly Wood of the Buzz Out Loud Podcast at CNET.com.
by Peter Wan October 21, 2007
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molly rant

Noun.
Taken from one of the hosts of the tech news podcast Buzz Out Loud, Molly Wood, who is know to go on long rants about various topics discussed on the show. Used to described a rant a person went one.
1. Yeah, he totally went on a molly rant.
2. That was one good molly rant, alright.
by fantasyh October 23, 2007
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molly rant

A long emotional speech filled with complaints or attacks about technology, science and gadgets delivered via a podcast.
That guy expressed his anger for Apple by giving a molly rant.
by Follol October 18, 2007
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molly rant

Antonym, or opposite of, molly-baby-babble
I'd much prefer a molly rant than her incessant babble about her damn baby.
by Girlfriend_in_a_ComaUK October 21, 2007
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