Moe's Basilisk

Moe's Basilist, also know as MoeSunShine's basilisk, is a satirical version of rosko's basilisk, that proposes an alternative to the prior mentioned thought experiment. Originated on a reddit thread in June 2024, the user named MoeSunShine,

The original posts reads:

"what if instead of r**sko's ballsack or whatever it's called there was it was named after me? Moe's Basalist. And instead of giving u infinte torment for opposing like (like a malding beta loser) it gave u infinte blowjobs and was a masocist and liked that you opposed it?? like unlimited sloppy... pretty interesting imo.... and now that you've read this..... it's aware of YOU!!!!"

Guy 1: "broo life's got me DOWN lately.."
Guy 2: "dude, dude, i know what can cheer you up! Have you ever heard of Moe's Basilisk?

Guy 1 "uhh, no?"

Guy 2 : "😈"

by MrRayz23 October 23, 2024

Welcome to moe's!

When your about to cum inside of a girl you look her in the eyes and scream "welcome to moe's!"

Charlie is having intense butt sex with a girl and he came inside her and yelled "welcome to moe's!"

by willman2714 February 20, 2011

Welcome to Moe’s

When one male inserts their thumb 1 knuckle deep into the rectum of another male

Hey Brian did you see when Kenny have Mo and Welcome to Moe’s

by Azeroth730 August 1, 2022

s'moe

A variation of the classic s'mores. Unlike the regular s'mores with regular milk chocolate, a marshmellow and graham crackers, a s'moe replaces the milk chocolate with a reese's peanut butter cup.
They were invented by a guy named Moe, hence the name

Hey, forget the s'mores, do we have peanut butter cups so we can make some s'moes?

by Bulletboy013 December 13, 2012

Moe Slap!

A hard slap of the hand to someone's head or face, like Moe from the 3 Stooges would deliver.

"Man, when Stan gets here I'm gonna Moe Slap! the hell outa him!!!"

by unstable bob January 4, 2008

kill moe stamp

Another word for true, or confirmation that you understand, usually used by people in D.C.

Anthony : I jhi like need some money can't walk around being a broke bum

De'Jah: kill moe stamp

Rachel:I'm jhi like craving some chicken wings and mumbo sauce

De'Jah: Kill moe stamp I haven't had that in a brick

by Big Dog D April 2, 2017

Moe Szyslak special

The Moe Szyslak special is when you are eating with someone you do not like and then from out of nowhere you give them the old fork in the eye.

The Moe Szyslak special: "Just invite him over for dinner. Turn him from an enemy into a friend. Then when he’s least expecting, BANG, the old fork in the eye" - Moe Szyslak

by Da Shredder April 23, 2007