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Mississippi Mud Boat

The act of bobbing in the toilet for feces while someone is performing anal sex from behind.
This is one hell of a weird Halloween party, Mike! Did you see they're doing the Mississippi Mud Boat down by the bonfire?
by Bird Dog and T January 19, 2008
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mississippi mud butt

When you didn't quite wipe your ass enough after shitting and then start doing something very active that causes sweat to build up and mix between your ass cheeks.
Hugh:Man my ass hole boss rushed me outside the bathroom while I was dropping off the mexicans at the pool and I didn't quite wipe right and now I'm super uncomfortable with this killer case of Mississippi mud butt.
G.Rection: Man Hugh you should have just told him to go eat a big fat dick and finished that bowl blaster right.
by The real amazing racist January 17, 2014
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Mississippi mud brownie

When a man shits in a girls asshole and mixes it with his dick. She then shits into a pan and they cook it and after its done they both cum all over it
Guy "Hey babe wanna make a Mississippi mud brownie"

Girl " sure it'll be fun and after we're done we can give it to Jeb"
by Manstrcack March 20, 2017
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Mississippi Mud Pie

the most delightful treat of the 3rd millenium. A true mud pie consists of a bottom layer of brownie, a middle layer of chocolate coffee-flavored ice cream, and on top is an ever so lite layer of vanilla cream. This tasty dessert is served with whip cream on the side and can be purchased at the always elegant BB King's restaurant in Times Square, New York City.
Golly that Mississippi Mud Pie was the most delicious dessert I have ever had the pleasure to taste!
by Vinny D1253 April 26, 2010
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Mississippi Mud Pie

A Mississippi Mud Pie takes place when during intercourse, the man has a large wad of snuff in his mouth. When he is about to climax, he spits all of the snuff onto his partners chest and proceeds to ejaculate all over it
Billy Joe and Sally were bangin' last night and he gave her a good ole' Mississippi Mud Pie. He said she wouldn't eat it this time though.
by Mr John Jay April 5, 2017
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Mississippi mud bug

(n; noun) a pinch of Copenhagen Wintergreen manually inserted into the anal cavity.
“Hey honey! Don’t forget to take out your Mississippi mud bug before supper!”
by Big Jaddy October 24, 2020
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mississippi mud cutter

Shitting on a person then helicoptering your cock to act as a combine harvester.
Dude, I did the Mississippi mud cutter last night. That shit went everywhere.
by Nma12345 December 7, 2013
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