the mette

Stabbing a friend with a pencil.

"She stabbed me with a pencil, it stings. One could say she did "the mette""

by KongHamann December 13, 2016

Mett

A german Delikatessen that you put on bread rolls its like Spiced minced Pork that germans love (and it tastes great) which is also known by the name of hackepeter

Guy 1: hey can you Pass me the mett
Guy 2 : yeah Sure

by Thatonegermanguy420 March 22, 2021

mette

1. cannabis,

2. weed,

3. chronic,

4. hash,

5. any of the above in rolled cigarette-form

Mette is a mean mistress!
I look back with fond nostalgia on my young adulthood, and languid Sunday afternoons spent with Mette.

by nspalabastrepsanktcroix May 15, 2011

mett

another word for bratwurst or brat, a
big juicy wienee with pizazz.

"...and a Cocktail
dare I forget....
better than a cottontail
ohhhhh... and I'll take a hot mett."
(from TankGirl's easter poem in the Wheres George forums)

by Fried Hog April 10, 2009

Slette mette

mette is the danish primeminster and she delete some messages and thats how the word "slette mette" was born

why did you do a delete you message mette.

mette: no comment
(mette did a "slette mette" )

by Proguld August 24, 2022

Armani Mette

Really intelligent breed that is know as the HORSE

Wait is that the HORSE Armani Mette!!

by Savage 17 December 1, 2021

MeTT

1337 n0rt|-|3rn 4$$ R4p!$t

OMG MeTT GET OFF MY CHILD!!!

by Jip August 18, 2003