Testimony (name) : An extremely dark male of Nigerian descent. Commonly infatuated with items like fried chicken, kool aid, and white girls. Testimonys are natural born athletes and will mention the word “red flower” in every one out of two sentences. Trained by running from lions they are good at every sport.
What type of person names their kid Testimony (name)?
Testimony (name) came straight from the village.
Testimony (name) came straight from the village.
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Regularly-doled-out amounts of cash paid to someone as reimbursement for his "cooperative" court-related actions, either for his providing false/exaggerated trial-statements to make the cases run in favor of the "benefactor", or as "hush money" to KEEP the person FROM testifying AGAINST his "benefactor".
A couple months ago I was a witness to a shoplifting where the police were called, so I secretly spoke with the thieves and offered to keep quiet about what I'd seen if they would each slip me fifty bucks a month for the next three years. They willingly agreed, but as of now I have yet to receive one red cent of my promised testimony payments.
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