melt

an absolute complete fucking idiot

he/she is a melt

shutup you melt

by saintnicholasIII August 02, 2017

the melts

Traumatic, instantaneous bodily fluid evacuation, as in liquid shits. Extra care must be taken when cleaning oneself, lest you experience the following secondary conditions:

- swamp ass
- duck butter

Often, ring sting is experienced during an episode of the melts

<running to the nearest bathroom/trash can/bush> "the melts! I got the melts!!!!"

by Freddy B. January 08, 2008

Melted

When a sesh soldier is absolutely at the end of their tether and simply cannot handle any more shenanigans, they are Melted

'Come on son, get a another Scottish handshake down you!'
- 'can't mate, I'm absolutely melted and feel like Satan himself is punching me in the liver'

by Dr. Novice October 04, 2019

melt

A person who has no balls, needs to man up, gives in to anything.

You are an absolute melt

by audatex April 15, 2011

Melted

When a segment or piece of music is so ridiculously trippy it feels like you're brain is melting.

Jack: Aye, did you hear Death Grips new album?
Liam: Yeah, the Black Dice intro was melted.

by Yung L Da BasedGod October 01, 2012

Melting

When somebody's grasp of reality and sanity starts to slip, usually sometime during day 2 of a bender, when they start to question their ability to continue the debauch.

'Boys I'm definitely melting, these morning beers are treating me rough-
- 'Go on son, get a Scottish handshake down ya!'

by Dr. Novice October 04, 2019

Melted

A state of mind you fall into when you take too much MDMA. Said melted person would feel like they have melted into or onto whatever they are sitting on. A melted person would not be able to do anything productive for 2-3 hours after the consumption of the drug.

"Susie was so melted when she said that to you"

by TheMelted December 23, 2009