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McGyver

1. n. The most crafty human alive. Able to turn any exsisting matter into anything he wants. Also able to convert matter into energy with the power of his mind.

2. The only child of Chuck Norris.

3. v. To convert or fix a broken or useless object into something useful.
"A gun? McGyver doesn't need a gun. McGyver can make a gun, out of two tooth picks and a tic-tack."

"That light was broken, but I pulled a McGyver, and now it glows like the freaking sun."

"I didn't have any toilet paper, so i had to pull a McGyver on some printing paper."
by Fortis May 4, 2010
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mcgyvering

Act of creatively fixing something. Often using items for purposes they were not originally designed. As would McGyver on the American tv show, McGyver (1985-1992).
Mcgyvering is an art of fixing things or creating things you need, without having all the proper parts and tools. Usually not in the most ideal circumstances either.

Her Mcgyvering skills came in handy when the fire extinguisher trigger was broken. She used a pen cap to make it operate and was able to quell the fire in time.
by adiadivauno April 24, 2015
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McGyver

to modifiy or create something out of one or more materials for the purposes of getting high.

originated from television show of the same name, as the star character could use only his swiss army knife and materials around him, and his all powerful golden mullet to escape from danger and overcome adversity.
he mcgyvered a bong out of a whiffle bat and a cork screw.
by s|ade April 12, 2005
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Penis Mcgyver

The only gang in the uber upper class town of Palos Verdes. You can recognize them by the dance sessions they have to a capella versions of the Ghostbusters theme.
Oh shit, there are the Penis Mcgyvers. I can't believe they got the shit kicked out of them in De Portola park.
by wienerofleadr July 15, 2009
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Rat Mcgyver

A person who engages in unfair, cheap, or dishonest behavior in a crafty or clever manner. A Scoundrel, See also Mcgyver
Eddie hid the Ace of Spades in his sleeve while we were playing poker and scammed me out of 500 bucks. What a little Rat Mcgyver!
by Blake Stanger June 7, 2005
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mcgyver smoker

A person who smokes marijuana so much they have gotten used to improvising the tools they use to smoke such as an apple a corksrew and a swim mask
dude, you're suppose to know how to fix this shit your a mcgyver smoker
by Snake 06 June 1, 2006
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I am so McGyver

I fixed the flat tire with a hot dog! I am so McGyver!
by THE OLD FAZULE December 30, 2011
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